Catchin' Up

I play soccer. Well, I go to the park on Saturdays wearing my armadillo legs and follow the ball (sometimes) from one colored flag to another. Like I said, I play soccer. I'm ready for the MLS. I can run faster than mommy and sometimes I throw the team for a loop by dodging the game altogether and chasing after the ducks on the baseball field next door.

Also, I build birdhouses. I can do the screwdriver, hammer, and sawing all by myself. The very instant I get it together, it is imperative that I take it apart. The very instant that I take it apart, I need to put it back together. It's a constant building process at my workbench. I always have a job to do! Just call me Breckin the Builder!